IF HE DOES BUY, Greenland is cheaper, and more useful.

SOPHIE’S CHOICE — honesty and candor over cowardice.

The WMBA will choose cowardice every time.

[VIP] FAT AMY (THE F-35) gets no respect.

THE BABYLON BEE is reporting news again.

DISGUSTING: Vandal desecrated a sacred WWII Veterans Memorial.

She's an AWFL, and has already been arrested and jailed.

THE DOOMERS can’t deny Trump’s big wins.

GUESS: Who’s been destroying norms?

I PREFER IMPLOSION. Will Iran implode or explode?

EVEN DEMOCRATS ARE ABANDONING THE WOKE TITANIC. Veteran Democrat attorney Julian Epstein has declared his support for Republican Mike Rogers over progressive darling Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan's Senate race.

CRAZY REALLY IS A POLITICAL LOSER. But evil? Evil’s got legs.