TRUMP FIRES COMEY. Hillary responds:

Linked from PowerLine's mid-week in Comey cartoons.

MURPHY STRIKES AGAIN: I've experienced every one of these at one point or another.

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee.

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet, and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people, also, are very surly folk.

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it.

If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor; by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

The most recent this afternoon.

SENATE DEMS: Appoint a special prosecutor or we’ll hold our breath until we turn blue.

Please do. I enjoy watching Democrats have tantrums....

THE BIG LESSON OF THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY so far is that our entire ruling class is narcissistic, undisciplined, and partisan.