SHE KNEW SHE'D NEVER HAVE A CHANCE OTHERWISE: In Harvard essay, young Michelle Obama argued for race-based faculty hiring.

FINALLY, it's being said out loud: "the main reason for requiring government permits is so that politicians can demand money and favors in exchange for 'helping' you with them."

FOOD FOR THOUGHT: "A government at bottom is nothing more than a group of men, and as a practical matter most of them are inferior men."

TOO BIG TO FAIL.