THE SCOREKEEPER: "Somewhere, a bridge is missing its troll (#11)."

THOUGHT POLICE ON PATROL: No longer trying to win the debate, the Left is trying to stop debate altogether.

VIDEO: Mentally ill man can’t stop talking about the monsters under his bed.

Heh.

KOCH INDUSTRIES RESPONDS TO WHITEHOUSE AND WAXMAN: "Sod off, swampy."

HOW'S THAT 'CIVIL SERVANT' THING WORKING OUT FOR YOU? Majority of public pensions headed for bankruptcy.

MAZDA CAN'T REPEL THE SPIDERS, so it's programming its cars to live with them.

Environmentalism.

F-18 SUPER HORNET causes 'earthquake' in Southern California.

IN THE WAKE OF THE MALAYSIAN AIRLINE DISASTER HYSTERIA, this is nice to know.

SPRING HAS (FINALLY) SPRUNG. Here are the first blossoms of Spring:

From the nearby horse farm.

Dogwoods beginning to blossom at a townhome community near by.

Near the entrance to our subdivision.

Pear tree at the entrance to our street. It's still hard for me to believe that this tree was badly damaged in hurricane winds a few years back. Whoever trimmed the tree shaped it to near perfection.

And finally, the tree across from our house.

Both pear trees in the last two photos will be at peak blossom in the next day or two.

THE GREAT DEBATES we aren't having.

Shut up, they said.

BILL CLINTON ON VOTER ID: Why not solve the problem by putting a photo on every Social Security card? Right ... like having children vote is a good idea.

OH, WAIT: on second thought, having them vote before they can become indoctrinated progressives might be a step forward.

THE PAY GAP IS CLOSING; the credibility gap is widening.

The pay gap is a crack in the asphalt; the creditibility gap is wider than the Grand Canyon.

MAKE THEM PROMISE to not vote before they move to Tennessee. Texas shoulda done that when the Californians started moving in....

IT CAN'T JUST BE BECAUSE HE'S AN ARROGANT POLITICAL HACK: Eric Holder Suggests that Racism is Behind Republicans’ Tough Questioning Of Him.

Hey, Eric, your race card is wearing out.