YEAH, RIGHT: Democrats hopeful average Texas voter wants to ban steak and thinks God is gay.

The Babylon Bee is doing news again. And they'd be right if Texas was limited to the 30 miles or so around the state capitol....

ONE MORE REMEMBERANCE FROM MEMORIAL DAY: 'We Gave Up Our Yesterdays for Your Tomorrows' — 97-year-old WWII hero's rain-soaked speech.

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MODERN AMERICA: "Neurotic feelings are more important than rights, or even basic safety concerns".

I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE: Lockheed Martin unveils new AI superweapons to destroy drone swarms.

GUTFELD WAS RIGHT: For Democrats, apocalypse is a business model.

IN UNDESIRABLE DEMOCRATIC NEIGHBORHOODS. These five cities are seeing big home price cuts.

SEATTLE explains how evolution really works.

STUDENT ACTIVISTS ARE A SYMPTOM — Classroom bias is the disease.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: Spare us your selective outrage.

Don't go away mad; just go away.