WHO SAID THE BABYLON BEE ISN'T A REAL NEWS SERVICE?

CNN: Our ratings are only tanking because Trump is killing off viewers by the millions.

WOMAN DONATES LAST DOLLAR TO WARREN CAMPAIGN in final bad financial decision.

Just because they're prescient....

WORDS OF WISDOM:

Especially today.

PELOSI ON THE WAR POWERS ACT: The power to declare war is constitutionally a power of Congress. Yes, and the responsibility for defending America from terrorism 'constitutionally' belongs to the President.

Maybe if Congress took its job seriously, the President would have an easier time doing his....

RANDOM THOUGHT: The Democrats never stop, do they? First it was Russia, Russia. Failure. Then Ukraine. Another failure. Now it's a Barr fight on Stone mountain ... destined for failure.

SEN. SHERROD BROWN [D-OH]: Congress isn’t doing its job of redistributing income.

I think he's on to something. Since Congress is chock full of 'millionaires and billionaires', let's redistribute their income (Elizabeth Warren, anyone?) to, say, the janitorial staff that cleans their offices.

Oh, wait, it's our income he wants to redistribute....

DEAD PEOPLE DON'T VOTE. Unless they're Democrats.