DON'T LIMIT IT TO AR-15's: Missouri lawmaker proposes mandatory ownership of an AR-15.

Charlie Martin of PJ Media has a better idea.

THE WAGES OF LIBERALISM: Recycling is a crock. Also, why recycle when you can ban outright.

NEWT GINGRICH on Betomania.

In the age of the Kardashians, O’Rourke may be the perfect candidate. He is in because he is in. He should lead because he likes to lead. We should applaud and watch in awe because that is our role.

Bingo!

DEAR DEMOCRATS: please go govern somewhere else. Your [lack of] knowledge is proof that you're too damn stupid to be trusted with any kind of authority.

KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD, but keep Austin surrounded.

By a wall. A glorious high wall. With no doors.