SPACE SOCCER: Tiny 'Soccer Ball' Space Molecules Could Equal 10,000 Mount Everests.

Who knows? We could be just a miniscule part of an interstellar soccer tournament....

REPUBLICAN 'ESTABLISHMENT' supports Romney?

ROBOT SOLDIERS: coming to a battlefield near you.

CHRIS CHRISTIE TO WARREN BUFFET: "Write a Check and Shut Up"; Advice to Rest, "Don't Send Them Money In the First Place."

OF COURSE NOT. Would President Obama even dream of inflicting Obamacare on Al Qaeda?

DEFLATED: Navy will mothball revived airship program.

SHOOTING BACK: Hunters Open Fire on Animal Rights Surveillance Drone (registration required).

PITY THERE ISN'T an instrument to measure liberal pollution. If there were, it'd go off-scale flying over California.

REFUSING TO LEAVE THE TITANIC: The Cornered Rats of Climate Change. Buh-bye.

SO WHAT'S NEW? actors are idiots.

OOPS! Did Bad Memory Chips Down Russia’s Mars Probe?

PAYBACK: The United States agreed ... with Russia, China and 20 other nations to coordinate potential retaliatory trade measures against the European Union in response to a new law that requires airlines to pay for their greenhouse gas emissions if they land in the EU. I favor the airlines instituting a 'drop-off' policy (parachute extra).

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION issues 'e-gizmos' guidelines for cars. Why not just require the driver be locked into a sealed 'isolation chamber' for the duration of the travel?

OBAMA'S TAX PROPOSAL: rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

COME BY MY HOUSE FIRST: I need the target practice.