SAN FRANCISCO adopts new language for criminals. A felon is now a 'formerly incarcerated person' or 'returning resident'.

It may be NEWSPEAK, but the latter is perfect for sanctuary cities.

AN EXPLANATION for why the Babylon Bee has become America's paper of record.

I DON'T THINK FAKE NEWS QUALIFIES AS SATIRE (YET): Is Snopes a satire site?

FROM ONE SANCTUARY CITY ...

... to another. Congratulations, Austin.

BARNEY & CLYDE explain the Democrats' campaign strategy.

INSTAPUNDIT AGREES: The Babylon Bee is now America's paper of record. Now go follow his link.

THE LEFT WENT BERSERK when President Trump and the First Lady posed for a photo with an infant survivor of the El Paso shooting. Why?

SPARE ME THE ANGST over the ‘public charge’ rule.

HOW IMMIGRATION made 14 million millennials homeless.

And yet they keep voting for more....

BOB BARR: the not-so-subtle racism of gun control.

Carried to its natural end, the philosophy of gun control virtually ensures the only people left with firearms in a Democrat-controlled America are cops, affluent whites, and criminals.

And the criminals will be better armed....

BACK-TO-SCHOOL PHYSICALS turn into parenting inquisition.

There's a simple solution: "None of your damn business." I use it on Medi(s)care when they think they're doing an 'annual' physical examination.