AMERICA, you can't do a damn thing. Oh?

WHAT 'WHITE PRIVILEGE' means in small-town West Virginia. And in most of 'non-woke' America.

Read it all. Please.

SHOT: Virginia governor calls for 18-officer team to enforce his proposed “assault weapons” ban.

CHASER: Firearms, ammunition, and magazines are flying off the shelf. And the customers are paying cash.

ELIZABETH WARREN: honesty is optional (if you're a Democrat).

CALIFORNIA: We don't want our students to learn.

JANUARY 1ST FROM AMERICA'S PAPER OF RECORD: Hillary Clinton slams Trump for not taking a more 'hands-off' approach to embassy attack.

JANUARY 2ND FROM FOX NEWS: Trump ordered US military attack that killed shadowy Iranian general in Baghdad.

The Babylon Bee had it right: Hillary is on the wrong side of everything.