TRUTH: Health bureaucrats need to stay employed, your fear is their job.

Just watch almost any television commercial interruption.

DONALD TRUMP takes a page from Rudy Giullani's mayoral campaign playbook.

DEMOCRATS GAVE THEM PERMISSION: Why assassins almost always go after Republicans.

BUT KINDLY. VERY KINDLY. Trump makes a Greenland deal.

HE CERTAINLY HAD THE CAPACITY: Happy 80th birthday to the greatest alcoholic who's ever walked on planet Earth.