TO END THE EVENING WITH A CHUCKLE:

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

From my email.

THIS IS A BAD THING? The coronavirus is deadliest where Democrats live.

Actually, it is. Even though it is often hard to tell, they are officially human.

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED 'KARENS': "White liberals are the most racist people around. And the most entitled and officious."

WUHAN FLU [CORONAVIRUS] UPDATE for May 26, 2020 (note horizontal scale change):

The decline continues....

The estimated death rate remains stable today, up a bit at 0.1053%, and the estimated percentage of Americans not yet infected continues its downward trend to 71.277%. Herd immunity is still (very slowly) building.

Georgia's coronavirus caseload remains relatively stable.

ACCORDING TO HOYT: some post-Memorial Day thoughts.