RANDOM THOUGHTS.

On society -

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people" ?

Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

On aging -

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I don't have gray hair. I have 'wisdom highlights'.

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes" .

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

From my email.

OLD BUT STILL GOOD: Benghazi Select Committee Trey Gowdy with questions for the media.



Still unanswered.

THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES:

Biden takes the Democrat nomination for President. He asks Obama, who can’t run for President again because he has already had two terms, to be his running mate. Obama accepts.

Biden is elected President and thus Obama is Vice President. This sails along for a short period of time and then Biden resigns. Who becomes President? Obama! This appears to be perfectly legal as Obama was elected to the office of Vice President. No violation of the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution.

Obama is back in power again.

PLEASE -- vote Republican.

From my email.

SO WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED OBAMA? U.S. officials conclude Iran deal violates federal law.