SYMBOLS: The Democrat jackass donkey is really a unicorn.

A NOVEL APPROACH to improving government efficiency....

THANKS, LIBERALS! Gun rights top gun control in major public opinion shift.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Sexy Conservatives will out-breed barren Liberals.

[A]s far as liberal men go, well, just look at them. It’s hard muster raw sexual energy when you think foreplay consists of sobbing to your life partner about how you can’t bear the weight of your undeserved phallocentic privilege.

Now that is what is known as 'punching back twice as hard'.