PROGRESS: ObamaCare website taking slightly longer to crash for users than it did before.

TOILET TECHNOLOGY [slide show]: More than everything you wanted to know.

CHANNING TATUM from '22 Jump Street' spoofs Jean-Claude Van Damme's epic split in Volvo commercial.

HATE GOOGLE? Microsoft has some ‘Scroogled’ goodies for you!

Microsoft's Bing is no better; every week or so I have to 'remind' it not to remember my searches.

GOING TO MARS: Billionaire Dennis Tito plans manned mission with possible 2017 launch.

In response to the 'why bother?'comment: Because it's there.

GREGORY KANE: Oprah Winfrey is delusional about racism, white and black.

Contra Winfrey, racism will die only when liberalism is consigned to the ash heap of history.

REJECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES: Alabama officials wooing Boeing aircraft plant.

FIGHTING BACK: Even the insurance companies are making fun of ObamaCare.

FAT PILOTS no longer welcome in the cockpit. Truth be told, the problem is one of excessive automation and lack of pilot training in emergency procedures. However obesity and sleep apnea is a much more compelling politically correct narrative.

HEH: ObamaCare scandal spreads to liberal activist groups who peddled it.

Those who live by the sword lie die by the sword lie.

OBAMA POSES AS LINCOLN, evokes Gettysburg while Obamacare crashes. And yet he couldn't find a few hours in his schedule to attend the 150th anniversary of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address on Nov. 19th.

Hypocrite.

ALEC BALDWIN OUT AT MSNBC? In an odd way, I hope not. Keeping the deranged bigots in one place makes them easier to track.

AT LEAST ONE DOG has successfully signed up for ObamaCare.

ON THE IMPORTANCE of 'four score and seven'.