FROM MY EMAIL:

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come up in Hawaii amongst lifelong residents.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to appease Pele and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the birth certificate to prove it.

Heh.

THE FBI’S FRACTURED FAIRYTALE: If the goal was to frame one man and his employees, then everything makes sense.

IT WAS WALL-TO-WALL CORRUPTION, but the press didn’t care. Because Obama.