THINGS WE MAY NEVER KNOW: Do geckos have sex in space?

OBAMA: Corporate 'inversions' are unpatriotic.

Obama criticized companies that seek inversions, telling them that "you are not doing right by your country."

"Companies thrive in the U.S. in part because they benefit from the best university system in the world, the best infrastructure," said Obama. "For you to benefit from that entire architecture that lets you thrive but move your technical address,” he claimed, "is neither fair nor good for the economy in the long term.”

Elizabeth Warren must be livid at Obama stealing her "you didn't build that" shtick.

PAUL GREENBERG: Quick, Hide the Past.

BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Obama favors obesity ... when it's in the form of fat checks delivered to her.

GOOD QUESTION: Do Republicans Face Political Peril if Obamacare Subsidies are Deemed Illegal in 27 States?

HEH: Will Businesses Use U.S. Territories as Safe Haven from ObamaCare? Any shelter in a storm....

Progressives have never heard of the Law of Unintended Consequences since there are never any consequences in their 'reality' world.

STARVATION ALSO WORKS: Let's combat global warming climate change climate disruption by making people smaller.

BREAKING NEWS FOR ENVIRONMENTALISTS: People take better care of things they own.

HEH: FLORIDA ORTHODONTIST is suing the Obama administration for delaying the employer mandate.

Suing for lost earnings for time wasted planning compliance with a mandate that didn't happen. It's only the first lawsuit; more will follow.

SO YOU WANT PROOF that Hamas uses civilians as human shields? Well, here it is.

THESE COSTLY REGULATIONS could hit right after the 2014 mid-term elections. Think about it before you go to vote. Don't wait until after unless you enjoy regretting your decision.

OBAMA'S ILLEGALS heading to Massachusetts? Couldn't happen to a more deserving state.

But then I wonder how the bleeding hearts will feel when they find out they're on the bleeding edge....

ON IMMIGRATION: Gov. Rick Perry leads; Obama fundraises.

FREEMAN DYSON speculates about the next 50 years.

DRAWING THE LINE between peer-to-peer and jerk-to-jerk technology. Now that I'm back 'riding the rails' to work (albeit temporarily), it appears to me that jerk-to-jerk is winning, at least in the city.