IT USED TO BE A JOKE: What did Socialists use before candles? Electricity.

Now, not so much.

EVERY REPUBLICAN IS LITERALLY HITLER; so stop caring what liberals progressives say.

MATH IS HARD for Democrat Socialists.

Umm, Bernie, it's fifty-two (52) Senators and two hundred twenty-five (225) Representatives. I know numbers are difficult for you, so I'll pass on a bit of additional information -- both are majorities.

THE WASHINGTON FREE BEACON: Self care lessons for professional journalists.

Only for the anointed clowns....

CLOWN WORLD: Fake news is the only approved news.

PROTESTERS BLOCK GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, demand amnesty for illegal immigrants future Democrats in reconciliation bill.

There, headline fixed.

THE 23RD PSALM UPDATED:

The State is the god of woke progressives;
It is their sufficiency and strength;
It maketh and mandateth the Covid vaccine;
It leadeth the woke to maintain social distance.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of COVID;
I will fear no evil;
Thou preparest a clinic before me in the presence of deplorables;
Thou anointest my arm with a booster shot;
My mask is N95.
Surely my virtue is signaled,
And thy approval will be reflected in my social credit score all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in public housing forever.

Found in the comments section at this PowerLine post.

BREAKING, ER, BROKEN NEWS: California to mail every voter a ballot in future elections.

Why bother mailing them since California already knows who you will (must) vote for....

COVIDIOCY: Fuel pumps run dry in British cities. Coming soon to an America near you.

Update: It's already here.

WHEN IT COMES TO CYA, guess whose ass gets covered first? Military brass urged Biden to keep US troops in Afghanistan.

UNFORTUNATELY TRUE: Woke is old.

In my view it's just a new(er) way for the worthless to feel good about themselves. Today there are more of them, they're louder than ever, and much harder to ignore.

THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL should be abolished.

Permanently.

HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS: We won’t build a wall because it might work.

President Trump's only mistake was in not starting the wall in Brownsville (TX) and working his way west.

THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION? What explains these insanities that are insults to the American people’s intelligence?