IF YOU'RE ALIVE, thank a neutrino.

MORNING EXAMINER: Republicans are willing to shut down government to stop fraudulent Obamacare subsidies. I'd be willing to shut down government 'just because'.

OBAMACARE LOOPHOLE could leave doctors holding the bag for unpaid claims. "[A] research firm specializing in health care and higher education ... suggests that small practices might want to consider refusing exchange plans, if they can, so that they don't, you know, go broke."

YEAH, RIGHT: The free market killed Detroit.

BARACK OBAMA: I was for 'Stand Your Ground' before I was against it.

IF THIS doesn't scare hell out of you, nothing will:

[ObamaCare] navigators will have access to sensitive data such as Social Security numbers and tax returns, there will be no criminal background checks required for them. Indeed, they won’t even have to have high-school diplomas.

Obama's new and improved NSA....

IF IT'S SO DAMNED IMPORTANT, fund it yourselves: Latino groups say they lack funding for Obamacare outreach.