PAUL KRUGMAN: proof that the Nobel Prize needs ‘comedy’ category.

REAL SCIENCE: Is there a giant planet lurking somewhere beyond Pluto?

STUART ROTHENBERG FROM HIS OPAQUE PROGRESSIVE BUBBLE: "Lots of people in West Virginia can't support themselves or speak English."

FLASHBACK: "Trump’s path to an electoral college victory isn’t narrow. It’s nonexistent."

It's not easy to be so consistently wrong.

BUT, BUT, ACOSTA HAS HIS OWN TRUTH: Just because it doesn't comport with the facts is irrelevant.

TRUE STATEMENT: “This is California. We’re not the United States.”

So how can we help you leave? Officially?

"I'VE GOT YOUR BACK": The reason why America's cops cheered President Trump's Brentwood speech.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE MOST OF THE COUNTRY VOTED FOR TRUMP? The Boston Globe breathtakingly points out that "the path of viewing spots for this month's solar eclipse cuts overwhelmingly through places tha voted for Trump."

IMPRIMIS: The Left's War on Free Speech.

AMMO GRRRLL seeks to make the world safe for punching down.

'SCIENCE': MSN belabors the obvious for anyone who passed high-school physics. Assuming, of course, that there are high schools that still teach real physics.

RI-I-IGHT: Bernie explains how single-payer gets cheaper the more expensive it gets.