GOOD THING I didn't teach the cats to wipe.

SO, BILL, tell us what you really think. The video was made pre-election, but that doesn't make it any less relevant.

IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE: I just joined the NRA.

IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE: Boy, 15, Uses ‘Assault Rifle’ to Fight Off Intruders.

OH, MY: FAA warns flight attendants about exploding coffee filters. I can see the headline now: "Whatsit Airline Flight XYZ downed by exploding coffee filter."

Clearly we must immediately ban assault coffee filters on airplanes.

BEWARE OF WHAT YOU WISH FOR: "Obama has already gotten his dream of a vastly increased government, federalized health care, near-zero interest rates and record debt to force higher taxes. The problem now is that there are not enough millionaires and billionaires to make up for the shortfall. And if interest rates rise just a bit, the debt will bury us all -- fat cats and thin cats alike."

IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE:

Last week, for example, a mother in Georgia used a .38 revolver to protect herself and her children from an intruder. Taking Joe Biden’s line — which he appears to have inherited from the president — one could quite easily construct a case to issue all mothers with revolvers whether they like it or not. Wait, you object to having a gun in the house? You think that arming all of America’s mothers sounds expensive? You’re not sure that’s the best idea anyway. Civil liberties? Yes, yes, but if it saves just one life . . .

The sword cuts both ways....

ON THE PROPER USE OF GUN CONTROL: Armed Dad shoots robbery suspect, defends baby son.