PRESIDENT OBAMA: You own these high gas prices.

BUT STARBUCKS ISN'T HIRING: Number of U.S. adults with college degrees hits historic high.

COMMENT OF THE DAY: "The trouble with economic freedom is that it yields insufficient graft."

JUST SAY NO to health insurance. There are some good ideas here, but the confusion of health insurance with health care detracts from the approach.

GROW UP: Contrary to PC dogma, "A Chink in the Armor" is not a racist statement.

DIANA WEST: Why is the U.S. Apologizing for Scorched Qurans?

It's time to tell the Islamists "Tough shit! When you finally deserve respect, you'll get it. In the meantime, go pound sand."

GARFIELD on the oil crisis: A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in:

Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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Texas

Our dipsticks are located in DC. Any questions?

VENTURE SOCIALISM. Cronies reap; taxpayers weep.