BEST OBAMA DESCRIPTION EVER: "President Obama has declared that he is not bound by mere law. All he is missing are mirrored sunglasses and a big military hat."

Now you can go on and read about the soon-to-come ObamaCare disaster.

POWERLINE: On airline crashes and pilot training.

Read it all.

PAYBACK TIME: Hit the IRS where it hurts -- in their budget.

MCCONNELL TO REID: You, Sir, are about to become the Worst.Senate.Leader.Ever. About to become? Dude, that ship sailed six years ago.

WALMART scraps D.C. store plans. As they should. If I owned WalMart, I'd simply walk away, but it would be 'just desserts' for WalMart to build its stores just 1 foot outside the District line in Maryland, and just across the Potomac in Virginia.

And hire only [D.C.] nonresidents.

I recall an old story of an irate voter sending his Congresscritter a telegram: "Go to Hell. Strong letter follows." That's a tradition that needs to be reinvented.

NEW PURITANS: California regulators look to curb beach bonfires, citing climate change. Fun is strictly forbidden unless specifically authorized by regulators.

HEH: Florida accidentally bans all computers and smartphones.

A really wise man (conservative, naturally) once said "You can never do just one thing." So it's probably a good idea to think carefully about what you're planning before you, you know, attempt it.