NFL: No Fans Left. Coming soon to a stadium near you.

THE LEFT wants supermen to rule, but they aren't even giants.

Hell, they aren't even pygmies....

TRUMP: ‘Fire or suspend’ players who kneel for National Anthem. Agree, with the emphasis on 'fire them'. I suspect there are plenty of almost-as-good athletes out there who would be thrilled for the opportunity to stand for the National Anthem on an NFL playing field.

And until that happens, screw the NFL - I'll watch major league soccer instead.

CHICAGO’S AWESOME NEW SODA TAX produces predicted results. It won't be just shoppers leaving; it will come to residents leaving for greener less intrusive pastures.

DAILY BEAST: You know who the real hero of Florida after Irma was, right?

Only if you absolutely, positively, have to have that last cup of coffee....

NFL COMMISSIONER ROGER GOODELL: President Trump’s recent comments about players kneeling during the national anthem are “divisive” and show a “lack of respect” for the pro football league and its players.

Oh, nuts. He should look in a mirror; it is he and the professional football league he leads who are unworthy of any respect. I used to enjoy pro football, but for the nonce I think I'll limit myself to collegiate football - and international futbol (i.e., soccer).

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