RANDOM THOUGHT: Who do you call when your house is being broken into?

The coroner. To cart the body away....

NOT WHEN IT'S ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ: Mocking the slow kids is mean.

I MISSED POWERLINE'S Week in Pictures last Saturday, but they're still relevant as the week progresses. Some favorites:

Now go see the rest.

FROM AMERICA'S NEWS OF RECORD: Congressional Democrats unable to get back up saved by Life Alert.

AMMO GRRRLL: Cry, the beloved cities.

YOU CAN THANK YOUR HEALTHSCARE^TM PROFESSIONALS: Pandemics and Pandemonium.

Long but worth the read.

'MY WARD IS A SHIT SHOW': The Chicago Democrat machine led by Mayor Lightfoot is falling apart.

Couldn't happen to a better group of crybullies....

BUSINESS: Please don't go!

Too late. You should have thought of us earlier.

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WUHAN FLU [CORONAVIRUS] UPDATE for June 9, 2020:

Again, no real changes today. The death rate went up a tick, to 0.1006% (more or less the same as the global death rate). Uninfected Americans continue to decline, at 65.643% today. The Coronavirus Dashboard continues to show an upward trend in confirmed cases, but this is probably a result of increased testing, since the Coronavirus Tracker is showing the percentage of positives to continue trending down (now 9%).

Georgia showed a significant uptick in deaths today but the caseload remained steady. We'll see tomorrow if it means anything or was just a statistical anomoly.