DEMOCRATS WORRY: If impeachment fails, they’ll have to nominate an electable candidate.

"The real danger here," said Nancy Pelosi in a meeting of top Democrats, "is that the normal way of getting rid of a president---impeachment---fails. Then, we'd have to try to find someone who isn't a smug, smarmy doofus and get the public to like them."

That's why impeachment is so urgent; only smug, smarmy doofuses [doofi? - Ed.] are running.