THANK GOD I LEFT YEARS AGO. Like locusts, Hollywood stars and the tech elite are
swarming on in Austin.

My parents, who were long-time residents, must be spinning in their graves.

I'VE NOTICED: ‘Preppers’ quietly stock up for the ‘perfect storm.’

It may not be a 'perfect' storm, but a storm is certainly coming. In particular, I've noticed a lot of empty shelves in our neighborhood grocery stores. Many (most?) nonperishable/frozen foods in particular sell almost as fast as the shelves can be restocked. For the major stores with daily deliveries, restocking is usually next day - maybe two - but I've been to our neighborhood Dollar General store many times recently only to find the shelves empty or nearly so.

Our cats are not happy; their favorite soft food is oftentimes not available. (I'm told by one of the store managers that the manufacturers cannot hire enough employees to operate at full capacity - because COVID and overgenerous unemployment compensation.)

OBAMA KNOWS: Masking is for peasants.

THE PICTURE SAYS IT ALL: Slow No learners on the Left.

(Lede corrected)

SUCK IT UP, SUCKERS: You have to pay for my police protection but you can't have any for yourself.

WHAT? Most voters live outside the Washington D.C. bubble?

SO THAT'S THE REASON: Politicians officially exempted from lockdown rules since Lizard People can't catch COVID.

For example.

It's no wonder the Babylon Bee is described as "America's News of Record".

ROCKS ARE RACIST? University of Wisconsin-Madison removes massive rock from campus after 'racism' claims.

Those students are too stupid to attend kindergarten, much less college.

UMM, YES: Did the CDC Director just accidentally admit that vaccination passports are futile?

The percentage of vaccinated and non-vaccinated people hospitalized is identical to the vaccinated/non-vaccinated population.

Read the whole thing.

FIGHT NIGHT: Kamala v. Mayor Pete.

Can't they both lose?