WHO'D HAVE THUNK IT? Plastic bag ban leads to increase in shoplifting.

As a once and (possibly) future Texas resident, Travis County ought to be quarantined to prevent the liberal infection from spreading.

THEY HAD TO; unfortunately most voters can't read.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON on Obama's foreign policy: "[W]e might at least acknowledge the truth, past and present: Just as the world was a far better place after 1945 because of an engaged United States, so it will probably become a much worse place due to an increasingly absent America."

A better Democrat President said this: "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." John F. Kennedy, January 20, 1961, inaugural address.

HORRORS! The devastation of sequestration.

A THOUSAND? A MILLION? What's the difference?

APOCALYPSE NOT. I looked out the window this morning only to see the garbage truck on it's usual rounds. Where are the Four Horsemen?

MAYOR McNANNY strikes again.