GOVERNMENT 'AFFAIRS': High-level federal employees used work Internet systems to join Ashley Madison.

More accurately defining government processes....

Even if it was a joke, it used to be "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you"; now it's "I'm from the government and I'm incompetent to help you". Now it's not a joke.

CHANGE YOU CAN HOPE FOR:

Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping the word "Washington" from the team name and will henceforth be simply known as "The Redskins".

It was reported that he finds that the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of corruption, cheating, and lying, and is not a fitting role model for young fans of football.

From my email.