THE CORONAVIRUS is merely a short-term irritation;

the congressvirus is the real long-term threat.

I KNEW I LIKED TENNESSEE: Tennessee lawmakers advance measure to designate CNN, Washington Post as 'fake news' outlets.

AND YOU THOUGHT BIDEN HAS LOST HIS WAY: Bernie Sanders accidentally boards wrong private jet.

CALIFORNIA NANNIES TO DEPARTMENT STORES: Thou shalt have no boys nor girls departments.

California would be in a much better place if its legislators were required to spend 4 out of 5 legislative days cleaning up feces and needles from the streets of its major cities (while living in their tent cities).

DISNEY: "[W]e’re a forward-thinking company on the right side of history in most English-speaking markets."

Yes, it's the Babylon Bee.

BUT, BUT ... ACCORDING TO BERNIE, THEIR FAIR SHARE IS 100%: The top 1% of income earners paid more taxes than the whole bottom 90%.

INSTAPUNDIT: preparing for coronavirus.

There was a time, many moons ago, when Scientific American was a highly respected general science magazine. Alas, that time has passed.

COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A MORE DESERVING COUNTRY: Iran's theocracy is in denial about the coronavirus threat.