THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR: A moral 'Tale of Two Cities'. One city is in a state with a real Governor; the other is in a state with a real idiot acting as Governor. Guess which is which.

FAILURE TO BE ANNOUNCED THURSDAY: City of Minneapolis tries to derail Trump rally.

HILLARY CLINTON announces she will seek reelection as President of the United States.

Yes, it's the Babylon Bee. You can tell by the word 'reelection'.

HEH: Hillary Clinton picks up first 2020 endorsement.

SCIENCE WORDS BAD: Don't use 'science words' to lecture about the dangers of climate change.

Be sure to watch the 'blood protest' video; then click through the twitter link below for a musical version.

AMERICAN GREATNESS: The war on common sense.

Common sense does not exist in the alternate universe inhabited by progressives.

THEY'RE BARKING-AT-THE-MOON INSANE: Impeach Pence first; let Trump name a new VP; then impeach Trump.

Don't get overly concerned, it's just MSNBC.

THANK YOU, DEMOCRATS: Gun sales go up again.

IMPEACHMENT is about putting down the peasants' revolt.

Impeachment is, in other words, an attempt to restore the old order that the voters overturned in 2016. It seeks to annul that election and return us to the nascent totalitarianism of the Obama era, an incipient autocracy the Democrats expected to be nurtured during the presidency of Hillary Clinton. Thus, when the hoi polloi got above themselves and put Donald Trump in the White House, his removal from office became the primary objective of Washington’s self-appointed Optimates. They began planning Trump’s impeachment before he was inaugurated because he is the leader of the insurrection, and they know full well that it can’t be put down until he is gone.

Read it all.

DON'T GIVE CALIFORNIA IDEAS: New law requires you to listen to Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

On the other hand, maybe Californians deserve Greta....

SCOLDILOCKS - THE STORY OF GRETA THUNBERG: A pair of Scandinavian leftists pimp out their Asperger’s-suffering daughter to push global warming.

THEY'RE CRAZY? There's a reason Democrats are screaming about conspiracies.

SHE'S BAAACK: Is Hillary positioning herself to jump in if Biden falters?

Before you scoff, think about the current state of the race: Biden, an aging "moderate" with increasingly radical positions, is dropping as Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), a Bernie Sanders-style big government radical who riles up the liberal base, rises in the polls and in the early states of Iowa and New Hampshire. Wall Street donors who back Democrats have warned the Democratic Party that they won't write checks if Warren is the nominee — in fact, they'll consider backing Trump.

Please God, yes.

Heh.

WHEN YOU HAVE NO LAW, YOU HAVE NO CRIME: The recent decline in misdemeanor arrests has puzzled experts.

'Experts' always seem to be puzzled by the blatantly obvious.

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? California tax hike caused 'significant' out-migration of top-bracket millionaire residents.

That's what happens when you shit in your own nest. Those who can leave, do leave.

RANDOM THOUGHT: A 'woke' society is a broke society.