IT'S ALL THEY HAVE LEFT: Why do the 2020 Democrats lie about everything?

THE BABYLON BEE explains why Elizabeth Warren has not yet endorsed another candidate.

SAN FRAN NAN: “Civilization as we know it is at stake.” Which explains why I'll crawl over coronavirus-saturated broken glass to vote for President Trump in November.

BETTER TO LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE. Is this how Europe ends?

COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER COMPANY: Starbucks learns the value cost of virtue-signaling.

KEEP LOSING, LOSERS: 'Never Trump' pins its hopes on coronavirus.

FOR ONCE, THE DEMOCRATS WERE RIGHT. Americans find annoying liberal women very annoying.

WILL THERE BE A SUICIDE IN THE 2021 WHITE HOUSE? Thoughts on Biden’s Veep choice.

THE MARCH 10 PRIMARIES HAVE BEGUN: Here are the states voting and the delegates at stake.

And here are the candidates....

May the best geezer win...

WALLY self-identifies as a Bernie bro.