POWER TO THE PEOPLE: the GOP bloodbath has begun.

HARVARD STUDY: Reparations for slavery could have reduced coronavirus transmissions and deaths. How, you might ask. Well, by

1) narrowing of the path-dependent racial wealth divide;
2) changes in the built environment, fostering the ability to social distance;
3) spreading out of front-line work across racial groups; and
4) decreased race-based allostatic load.

You'd have to have an IQ less than room temperature (in degrees Celsius) to believe that garbage.

THE BABYLON BEE IS PRESCIENT AGAIN: YouTube wins the 2020 Teacher of the Year award.

'BEHESTED' PAYMENTS: They should be called bribery with our tax money.

NOT STUMBLING; RUNNING FULL TILT: Is the Biden administration stumbling into war?

FROM MY CARTOON BACKLOG:

Numbers 3 and 8 are most appropiate today. Number 4 is a bit iffy, since the supply of idiots has increased so dramatically....