FINALLY: A [small] victory for the forces of good.

TRUMP'S TRUE CRIME: He made people laugh at Congress.

Yes. Now join him. Mock them. Mercilessly.

TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH: Donald Trump, Commander Brexiteer:



It's worth every minute.

GOOD GUY GAL WITH A GUN kills armed burglar with AR-15 rifle.

CNN CHIEF MEDIA CORRESPONDENT BRIAN STELTER has demonstrated yet again why he is perhaps the most indispensable name in cable news.

WELL, YES: California's wonky insurance and land use regulations make the state's wildfires deadlier and more destructive.

On the brighter side, Mother Nature's earthquakes should put out the fires as California slides off into the Pacific ocean....

ER, IF MEN COULD GET PREGNANT THEY'D BE WOMEN: "Virginia Senate Minority Leader Dick Saslaw told Democratic voters on Sunday that the U.S. would have more abortion clinics than Starbucks in the U.S. if men could get pregnant."

I got out of Virginia just in time.

UPDATE: I got out of Virginia just in time.

SECOND UPDATE: I knew I got out of Virginia just in time.

THE GRAND LIE of Elizabeth Warren's healthcare plan.

ELIZABETH WARREN answers the big question.

HEH: Texas is luring jobs away from California with promises of electricity.

California plans to fight back. It’s now working on a wall to keep people and jobs from leaving California. The planned wall should extend along the entire California border, except for the southern part.