SCOTT OTT: "I carved my niche on the internet writing news satire, but I have met my match." Seriously.

GETTING NOWHERE FAST: California Lawmakers Approve Bullet Train Budget To Oblivion.

HEH: Stand clear and sneer.

A POX ON both all their houses. The solution, I think, is to essentially 'fence off' the entire Islamo-facist world, rigidly enforce a no-emigration, no-commerce policy and let them kill each other off.

The other option, and one that is looking increasingly likely, is simply to make rubble of the entire Mideast.

POTEMKIN VILLAGE: Fake President has fake Twitter account populated with fake followers. So what's new?

PARODY, fortunately, is still legal. How much longer is an open question.

Linked from Instapundit.

AMERICA, The Headless Horseman. I lean toward picturing President Obama as the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz, but the Scarecrow, despite having no brain, had both common sense and a certificate. Obama, on the other hand, has proven he has no common sense and we're not even certain that he has a certificate.