NO, I SUFFER from 'mophobia'.

BIOENGINEERS make DNA into a living flash drive. Does that make humans into computer accessories?

LOS ANGELES bans plastic bags. I'm guessing that stores in the cities that surround LA will see a sudden influx of customers.

MEXICO’S TWO MAJOR CRIME CARTELS now at war. That's to the good if they constrain themselves to just killing each other.

BETRAYING LILLY LEDBETTER: Senate Democrats pay female staffers less than male staffers. Rules are for Republicans, not the 99-44/100 percent pure Democrats. JUST A THOUGHT: Are female Senators paid less than male Senators?

BULLSHIT isn't always. Not even the Washington Post is buying the Obama line.

DRAGON docks at the International Space Station.

COMPARING VENTURE CAPITALISM to crony capitalism. Clearly private equity has a better track record than public equity (e.g., stimulus).

Update: Even the Washington Post agrees.

KYLE OLSEN: the real class warfare.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: there's a time to let snarling dogs lie.