D.C. COPS under orders to arrest tourists with empty bullet casings. Why not just put up a tall chain link fence around the District to keep those hick rubes out in?

UNEMPLOYMENT NEWS:

No wonder fast-food workers are demonstrating for higher wages; jobs designed as supplementary income for kids, or housewives, are now being taken by breadwinners who can’t find anything else....

Read the rest.

YAWN: Obama to address nation about Syria on Tuesday. The comments are not kind.

GIVE HIM HIS SEX-CHANGE OPERATION; then pardon Bradley.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES; the guns are loose!

BITMONET: Pay-per-view for the Internet. Here's a thought: reverse the process and let me (the advertiser) pay you (the advertisee) a few cents to read my ad. Why pay a large amount to a middleman to reach a large audience, most of whom are uninterested.

SUCKERS! Hey, you voted for him; now take your medicine like good little boys and girls.

IS THERE MORE than madness to Obama's methods? Well, yeah. Add a dash of dementia; a pinch of pusillanimity; a spoonful of stupidity; a nugget of narcissm; ... you get the idea.

WASHINGTON D.C. proposes a 24-hour waiting period for tattoos. Personally, I think a tattoo is the human equivalent of an "I'm Stupid" bumper sticker on one's car, but I don't see the point in having the government protect people from the consequences of being stupid.

MILLENNIALS have nothing to celebrate when it comes to employment. If only it was just millennials ... unfortunately it's worse, much worse, for those at or nearing retirement age.

OBAMA'S GENDER GAP:

Via PowerLine.

CONSERVATIVES sweep to Australia election victory. Tim Blair reports.

Perhaps a 'leading indicator' for our 2014 elections?

INEVITABLE: IBM to move retirees off health plan. Look for other big corporations -- especially those in the defense sector -- to do the same.

GUN GRABBING, the right way.