GERMANS MAY BE SLOW LEARNERS, but they are learning.

PAYPAL RECOMMITS TO SUICIDE: PayPal has reinstated its $2,500 fine for ‘misinformation.’

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WEREN'T SO SAD: Fetterman’s lines were canned, but he couldn’t read the labels.

AMERICANS TO MAINSTREAM MEDIA: You suck.

It's interesting to note that Fox News did indeed debut in 1996....