HABITUAL PARKING VIOLATOR Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shuns Pelosi’s mask mandate and puts lives at risk.

The Washington Free Beacon does satire almost as well as the Babylon Bee.

RI-I-IGHT: CDC Director Rachelle Walensky says we just need two weeks to stop the Delta coronavirus variant.

A long two weeks....

HE'S GONNA BE SURPRISED: Fauci suggests people have no 'choice' regarding masks.

What a maroon.

SOWING THE WIND AND REAPING THE WHIRLWIND: California and its epic wildfires.

And California isn't alone.

Brought to you in part by the environmental lobby busily protecting all those furry Bambi-like critters by saving the forests from evil capitalism.

AMERICA'S NEWS OF RECORD: Ten reasons to turn your guns over to the government immediately.

Don't give 'em ideas, They're stupid enough to take them seriously....

LIKE HELL IT'S YOUR MONEY: Democrats look to crush states’ highway habit.

I think the federal government has every right to say look, it’s our money, and we are now in the process of redirecting and transitioning from a 1950s approach to something that more clearly reflects not just the moment, but the future.

I'll consider teleportation when it becomes available, but in the meantime the stores are 10 (or more) miles away and the only way to get there is in a personal car driven on a state highway.

A SHOCKING NUMBER of college graduates wish they had been taught more life skills.

Using the 'correct' personal pronoun isn't a life skill?

JUST GET RID OF KAMALA FIRST: Rep. Ronny Jackson [R-TX], ex-White House doctor, predicts Biden will be forced to resign.

ONLY PARTLY OWNED? 'Wholly owned' is more accurate.

SO THE U.S. IS A CORRUPT THIRD WORLD BACKWATER? On political class privilege corruption.

Well, it's closing in....