Friday, January 07, 2011

READ IT AGAIN. And again ... and again.
I thought it was a good idea for the Constitution to be read aloud on the floor of the House of Representatives as that body kicked off its new session. The reading reminded those present of the contents of our fundamental law and symbolized a commitment to adhere to that law.

But what seemed like a good idea turned out to be a great one. For instead of good naturedly going along with the exercise, or suffering in silence, a number of leftists publicly displayed their lack of comfort with, if not contempt for, the Constitution. Thus, the public received its clearest indication to date that the left regards the words of the Constitution as an impediment to its agenda.

[T]he reading exercise proved to be such a stroke of genius. It gave the country a revealing glimpse of how the left really views the Constitution.
According to Fox News, we, the people, seem to agree. In an online poll asking if we had read the Constitution, 70% said “yes, and so should Congress.” Another 18% said they had read parts.

Linked from Instapundit.
CHINA’S FIRST KNOWN STEALTH AIRCRAFT has just emerged from a secret development program.



Aviation Week has more details. The video link is here.
JEEZ. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK: 'Mother,' 'Father' changing to 'Parent One,' 'Parent Two' on passport applications.

More proof that progressives are nuts.
OBAMACARE EXPLAINED
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said proudly.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, cnd I gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like dog shit!’ Then I would say,’It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?’"

"I used the Obama governmental approach of giving you something shitty, but looks good, for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
Lesson learned (I hope).
WHY WIND FARMS ARE CONSIDERED EYESORES.

VIA INSTAPUNDIT: “Wow! The Republicans have only been in control of the House for less than 48 hours and already the unemployment rate has dropped to 9.4%!”

If only it were really so. The post and links are here.