NEW YORK TIMES: Nikki Haley’s state-funded residence is getting $52,000 curtains ... purchased by the Obama administration.

Oopsie....

DEAR DEMOCRATS: Not all conservatives are wishful thinking, gullible and stupid conspiracy theorists brainwashed by lies.

But all many Democrats seem to be....

PRESIDENT OBAMA is taking a selfie with the post-Obama Trump economic recovery.

Well, he certainly couldn't have taken a selfie with his own economy....

PRESIDENT TRUMP hates the poor so much that he is getting rid of them by giving them jobs and getting them off the public dole.

And out of the greedy, grasping, controlling hands of the Democrats....

SELF-AWARENESS FAIL OF THE YEAR: An M.D. is the new president of Planned Parenthood, and she wanted the job “... to fight for our most vulnerable individuals.”

CUBA'S BRIGHT SIDE: At least the condoms are subsidized.

TWITTER CEO JACK DORSEY admits conservative staffers 'don't feel safe to express their opinions' at liberal tech giant.

This is news?

GOODBYE, HILLARY: It was nice knowing you....

LAWNMOWER PARENTS: A new low in parenting philosophies. What's worse in my view than lawnmower (or helicopter) parents are the non-parent boobs who seem to think that they have an obligation to tell me how to raise my own kids.

WHO GETS POWERLINE'S 'GREEN WEENIE' THIS WEEK? Here are three strong candidates.

My vote is for Jerry Brown's California, for the simple reason thatnot only is it impossibly stupid, it can also do damage to the rest of the nation by exporting its pollution to the other 48 contiguous states (e.g., us). John Kerry and the Washington Post are just plain stupid.

GOOD NEWS: Gillette ad shows Nike how it’s done. And how Nike stepped in it.

THERE'S NO PRO-DEMOCRAT BIAS AT GOOGLE. Why do you ask?

Just watch the video (requires a strong stomach).