HEH: the Gore effect on global warming.

NOT TO WORRY: Obama will sign an executive order preventing you from getting sick in January. And in February. And....

BUT, BUT ... it wasn't supposed to be this way: Students suffer ObamaCare sticker shock as premiums soar and plans get cut. Tough luck, twits. You bought it, now live with it.

THE BEST NANNY STATE ORDER EVER: Hotel built entirely of ice required to have fire alarms.

ARNE DUNCAN: ‘White suburban moms’ upset that Common Core shows their kids aren’t ‘brilliant’.

Clearly the failure of Common Core is their fault for not having 'brilliant' kids.

OLD NEWS: “Incompetence, deception and lack of accountability doomed the Obamacare rollout." New News: "The nagging durability of the White House’s incompetence, deception and lack of accountability.”

SO MANY DISASTERS, so little time....

PELOSI: I’ve never met anyone who liked their insurance plan.

I've never met anyone who liked ObamaCare. And I get out more.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE for the ObamaCare blues. Annoying commercial, but it's worth the wait.

WHY HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATIONS SHOULD BE BANNED: Desert Storm veteran fined $5,000, told to move trees at Florida home.

WORST WEEK IN WASHINGTON: "President Obama, for riding without a seatbelt on an analogy train to nowhere...."

RICH PEOPLE LOVE DIVERSITY, until they have kids. Absolutely. Every neighborhood should have its 'fair share' of criminals, thugs, drug dealers, pedophiles, pimps and prostitutes.

“NO WONDER the Democratic National Committee voted to remove the Almighty from their party in 2012. They only have room for one God.”

ROBERT STACY MCCAIN: the politics of the vagina.

Democrats want women to be “independent” from men — i.e., unmarried — so that they will then be dependent on government. And if these allegedly “independent” women are “giddy, sex-starved and desperate,” they’ll eventually need a scapegoat to blame for their miserable loneliness: Blame the oppressive patriarchy! Blame “corporate America”! Blame Republicans!

And now you know why Obamacare disfavors married couples....