Saturday, February 04, 2012
SNICKERS-FREE ZONES? Introducing the Cupcake Cops. At the rate the Left keeps alienating Americans, I'm sure they'll be wishing America was a 'snicker-free' nation as well.
TIME FOR IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS? Attorney General Eric Holder threatens Rep. Darrell Issa. I don't think you can read Holder's quote any other way.
LAWSUIT: Defendant Breached a Duty Not to Shoot Bottle Rockets Out of His Anus.
Don’t click on the link until after you’ve put your coffee down.
Don’t click on the link until after you’ve put your coffee down.
IN A VICTORY FOR GRIDLOCK, the unemployment rate has dropped 1.5% since Republicans took control of the House.
RICHARD SCHIFFMAN:Why We Should Work Less. Schiffman misses the obvious point: America is richer because America works harder.
DONATIONS:
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.Cheap at twice the price.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
DOT.GOV HAS IT ALL to ‘help’ Americans do better. Think of how much better life would be if dot.gov was “inconsequential to the lives of average Americans.”
MORE: ’Right to work’ means freedom and choice for Americans.
The government mantra of "We're here to help you out" always omits the punch line: "Which way did you come in?"
MORE: ’Right to work’ means freedom and choice for Americans.
The government mantra of "We're here to help you out" always omits the punch line: "Which way did you come in?"
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