WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA cries for resources while FEMA lets them languish on the tarmac.

AGREED. Nobody listens to Biden-Harris anymore.

Other than to mock them.

THE PROBLEM is America has the most useless aristocrats in history.

'GENDER BIAS EXPERT' accuses JD Vance of 'mansplaining' at debate.

I'm reminded of an old definition of 'expert' -- a has-been drip under pressure.

THESE ARE MY PEOPLE: Dolly Parton joins Hurricane Helene relief efforts with $1M donation. Also Dollywood, $1M, and WalMart/Sam's Club/WalMart Foundation, $10M).

What has the Biden/Harris administration done? Other than not being on the ground and closing airspace to private aircraft, drones, and helicopters trying to help.

BELIEVE IT: The incompetence of the Biden/Harris administration is astounding.

SALENA ZITO: Trump hits all the right places and messages in his Pennsylvania tour.

PLANTS ARE PEOPLE, TOO. "Animal rights have been around for quite a while now, but I have spotted the next big thing for the misanthropic left: plant rights."

The author is a little bit behind the times; intelligent plant life has been a staple in the science fiction world for at least 50 years.

DONALD TRUMP TWEETS THE TRUTH:

I'm not quite that cynical; I think the backhoe hit solid granite with Kamala and can go no deeper.

SURPRISED? It's been a bad news week for lithium ion batteries.

Not.

HEH: School shooters distance themselves from Tim Walz.

Yeah, it's the Babylon Bee.