VICTORY GIRLS: Chick-fil-A's hate chicken strikes again.

Heh.

NOT SO GOOD FOR THE HOUSING INDUSTRY, but nurseries are happy: Lonely millennials are making friends with houseplants.

MEDIA MATTERS TO DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES: avoid Fox News to save the Earth.

Please don't leave our echo chamber....

Update: Sorry, guys, but Amy Klobuchar has already left your bubble; Pete Buttigieg is leaving. The reason? Fox News has an audience; your echo chamber does not.

THE POP-POP-POP SOUNDS you keep hearing are of Liberal heads exploding following the release of the Mueller report. But don't worry; Liberal heads are empty, so there's no danger of being hurt in the explosions.

LAKE WOBEGONE returns.

NONE WHATEVER: the true feasibility of moving away from fossil fuels.

NOT WITH REAL AMERICANS: New York Democrats show where their real priorities lie.

SPARTACUS SEZ: Moving illegals to sanctuary cities makes us less safe. For you, Spartacus, yes; for me, no.

You Dimocrats (not a misspelling) should be careful about what you demand; occasionally you will get it.

TAX DAY HAS COME AND GONE but addiction is forever.

THERE ALREADY IS - IT'S CALLED AN INCOME TAX: Is there a porn tax in your future?

At least with pornography, you're asking for what you get....

HAH: “All the major media outlets have ‘guides’ about how to read/what it means/what you need to know about the Mueller Report. You don’t need to read anything those clowns have prepared because they don’t know what the [redacted] they are talking about.”

YOU DIDN'T EARN THAT! Most millionaires inherit their money.

MSNBC contributor Jason Johnson ... blasted the very idea of millionaires taking credit for their own wealth, spreading the wildly false claim that most millionaires inherit their wealth.

"Most millionaires actually get their money because they inherit it from their millionaire parents, it's not necessarily because they went and worked hard," Johnson said.

Wrong. I worked hard for over 50 years and earned every damned dime.

THE TIME HAS ARRIVED: At what Democrats thought would be their time of triumph may become a day of reckoning wreckoning.

RIGHT: LET'S ABANDON THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE for the popular vote.

Because my stars are bigger than your stars. Thankfully, the United States is a republic, not a democracy, so (hopefully) the inmates are precluded from running the asylum.

YES, IT'S THE BABYLON BEE: Leftists demand that all criticisms of Trump cease until he stops getting death threats.