FIRST WE HAVE A NARRATIVE, then we gather the data, then we adjust the data to support the narrative.

THE ONLY TWO THINGS protecting the American people from domestic threats are the Constitution and President Trump.

They stay. Come hell or high water. They stay.

OCASIO-CORTEZ DECLARES VICTORY over the modern-day equivalent of slavery.

SOME REALLY STUPID PEOPLE: Our catastrophically clueless Congress.

I'm embarrassed to admit that some of his questions I couldn't answer myself. But I do have an excuse - age-related dementia.

THIEVES STEAL inoperable firearms from the Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade (SHOT) show in Las Vegas.

Weapons without firing pins are usually called 'hammers'. Or 'clubs'.

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ'S ECONOMICS PROFESSORS should be fired. It's not just them, it's the whole damned 'higher' education system that should be fired.

Except possibly the STEM departments, and even there a very thorough inspection for progressive rot should be mandatory.

WARPLANES: The B-1B retires; the B-52 lumbers on.

WAIT A MINUTE: According to the Left, isn't Putin Trump's best buddy? Putin vows to aim powerful hypersonic missiles at US if Pentagon provokes.

JUSSIE SMOLLETT OFFERED JOB AT CNN after fabricating news story out of thin air.

Yes, it's the Babylon Bee. But don't tell CNN; they might take it as a recommendation.

THE DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES have a competitor. Still, my money is on Bernie Sanders since Ocasio-Cortez can't run....