KILL EAGLES for conservation.

A FEW OF THE 23 MILLION:

IF 'SIN TAXES' DISCOURAGE SIN, do income taxes discourage income?

PEA-BRAINED IDIOTS! Detroit groundskeeper fired after finding loaded gun, handing it to cops. Tar and feathers is too good for the jerks at the Wayne County Department of Public Services.

PLAYTIME OVER, Berzerkley kidz sent back to kindergarten.

WHAT HAPPENS when 'reality' meets reality? 'Reality' bombs.

GLASS CEILING? Nope, glass cellar.

PLEASE DO NOT PHOTOGRAPH Obama’s wreck at the side of the road.

ADDED: Another wreck in the making.

OBAMA PITCHES, Romney bats it over the left-field fence.

THE SAME DAY he attacked Romney for running a private equity firm, Obama hosted a $35,800-a-head fundraiser at the home of the president of the nation’s largest private equity firm.

OH, ABSOLUTELY. President Bush is to blame for all of Obama's deficits.

THE AMERICAN PROSPECT's Jamelle Bouie explains why Obama's attack on Bain are the "most important" attacks Obama will make this election.

Ri-i-i-i-ight.

NOW THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION is mandating government propaganda.

CHRIS MATTHEWS TO BLACK PASTOR: Get back on the Democrat plantation. The slaves are revolting.

SURPRISE! More are renouncing U.S. citizenship as IRS cracks down.

STUDY FINDS many households have a negative net worth. The real story is quasi-buried in the article: people who saver regularly are weathering the recession; people who don't save are not.