PLEASE ENJOY THE SPECTACLE of Joe Biden going full Orange Man Bad.

WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. Solitary confinement sounds good to me.

REP. MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE [R-GA] explains fire alarms to Rep. Jamaal Bowman [D(umb)-NY].

TODAY IN CONGRESS

Add the White House and you have a three-ring circus....

MAYORKAS: We're building a border wall, but it's not a wall.

And we're waiving 26 federal regulations to expedite (not) building that (non)wall....

SHUT THE WHOLE DAMNED GOVERNMENT DOWN: DC's revolving door is swinging briskly for the eco-green eyeshade people.

And for God's sake, don't reopen it.

NOT FOR THE DOGS AND CATS: Adoption of vegan dog and cat diets could have environmental benefits.

Unless you believe killing them is an environmental benefit....

IF ONLY: Nation votes to vacate all 535 seats of Congress.

It would be a good start.