COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A MORE WORTHY NEWS NETWORK: Jake Tapper could cost CNN $1 billion in defamation suit.

SINCE THEY SELL SATIRE, the Babylon Bee's tag line is 'Fake News You Can Trust'. But with the progressive Left's penchant for self-satirization, the line between actual news and satire is getting blurred.

Here's a current example: Hamas loses house seat to Democrats.

IF IT'S HARVARD, IT'S DUMB: Here's proof.

WHAT AN APPROPRIATE NAME: the Goon Squad.

On the bright side, Jamaal Boman has reduced the size of the 'squad' by one.

IN OTHER WORDS, A USEFUL IDIOT: Anatomy of a jerk.

SUPREME COURT clears the way for a wealth tax because Obamacare was a tax.

If that idea holds, prudent Americans are in deep doo-doo.

THE CLIMATE CULT is nothing new.

P.J. O'Rourke: "At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats."

It's just liberal performance art to satisfy their swollen egos....

THE NATIONAL GUARD forgets itself.

So, with that set, let’s see what the person in charge of the National Guard Bureau, General Daniel Hokanson, USA, via Stars & Stripes has to say about his job:

About 2,500 members of the National Guard are assisting U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents in monitoring border crossings. Gen. Daniel Hokanson, the chief of the force, said their time and effort would be better spent elsewhere.

Hmmm, I’m not sure what is more of a fundamental mission of anyone in uniform than, if called, to defend the integrity of their nation’s borders. Everything else is a lesser included mission.

Explain to me what mission is more important than protecting the homeland from within our border?

WHO IS THIS DARK MONEY GREEN ENERGY GROUP? The group is named The Civic Involvement Fund (CIF).

Don't bother Googling them because they have no footprint on the web. They don't show up on tax records because they have no paid employees. During odd-numbered years they do nothing except collect checks worth tens of millions of dollars from a handful of anonymous donors. Then, when the next election cycle kicks off, they flush all of that cash into the coffers of Democrats running against Republicans and conservatives, including the Biden administration. This is a perfect example of the muddy, murky bottom of the Washington swamp.

Find the source(s) of the funds and my bet is that much, if not most, will be from foreign entities.

TRUMP PREPARES FOR TOMORROW'S DEBATE by going to nursing home and arguing with dementia patients.

Yes, it's the Babylon Bee, but that doesn't mean it isn't a good idea....