HOW VERY TRUE: Online shopping has lots of pluses – but one big minus.

FROM THE AMERICAN LEFT: Dammit, Iran, you're not following the script!

Never mind that following the script means almost certain death for the Iranian leadership; it's far more important to demonize President Trump.

IT WOULD BE A SMART MOVE ON THEIR PART: Democrats more likely to nominate ‘No One’ than Elizabeth Warren.

But I'm sure Warren 'has a plan for that'.

GRASPING AT STRAWS: Pelosi insists clinging to impeachment articles worked; McConnell ‘cover-up’ exposed.

Too bad her state banned straws....

THE DIPLOMAD: Soleimani deserved to die. Period.

NOT COMPETITION, ally.

THE WEEK THAT WAS: 5 – 11 January News Summary.

COMING SOON: Life in the People’s Republic of Virginia New Zealand.

QUICK! TELL GAVIN NEWSOM SO HE CAN AUTHORIZE WELFARE BENEFITS: Robots out of work as automated businesses close in Bay Area.

He's already taken care of illegal immigrants.

Obviously robots are to become America's next victim group....

THEY'LL GET NEITHER: Democrats will need both impeachment and Bloomberg to win the presidency.

SHERIFF DAVID CLARKE: The Democrat’s hatred of President Trump and America itself is appalling.

I SURVIVED WORLD WAR III:

And Donald Trump is still our President.

TEXAS GOV. GREG ABBOTT: We'll pass on that resettlement thing, thanks. I hope he's talking about resettlement of Californians.

HEY, WANNABE SJW'S: Go to Hong Kong, be a real SJW.

THEN WHY AREN'T THEY LEAVING? More than a Third of Young Americans Think Other Countries Are Greater than the U.S.

If you spend 16 years being told every day that America is rotten, that many of its (white) people are evil and out to oppress others, and that our history is a lie, what are we to expect when these robotic, propagandized automatons are asked if they think the United States is the greatest?

It is time to demolish the whole rotten-to-the-core education establishment and start over.

Here's why. Luckily my grandchildren will be mostly spared this crap, but I do fear for their children.

WORLD WAR III ISN'T OVER; it's just moving to a different venue.

ON TO THE SENATE: Let's get the impeachment over and move on to more popcorn as we enjoy the Democrat lemmings marching over the election cliff.

The last lemming 'wins'.

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN ON TRUMP: 'This Idiot' has united Iran with airstrike on Soleimani.

He should look in a mirror if he wants to see a real idiot.